succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via xochitlc)

croutoncat:

a labrador that becomes a magician is called a labracadabrador i know this for a fact 

(via urso2000andlate)

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

(Source: duplication, via helpfvl)

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.