College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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newdisaster:

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you

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sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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lubricates:

the other day in one of my lectures this girl did the biggest fart and everyone started looking at her and she looked so embarrassed so the guy next to her took the blame for it and it was actually so cute in a weird sort of way

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Give this guy a medal

scorpionkiller1999:

There was this boy who walked up to me today and said “Hey are you ok?” And he looked really concerned, so I’m just all like “Yeah why?” He just smiles at me and says “it must of hurt when you fell from heaven.” I looked at him like I had no idea what he was talking about “No, I’m sorry I climbed my way up from hell.” His face goes blank for like a second then he smiles again and says “So that’s why you’re so fucking hot.”

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